December 2010
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
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“Please email me back the file. I sent you the only copy I have.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Dear Coke Talk: On new years eve. →
dearcoketalk:
What’s up with the collective disinterest in NYE this year? A shared coming of age for those claiming to be newly minted as mature? “It’s a recession, yo” (hardly seems to be the case with economic success to the few at all-time highs)?
It’s almost January, mid 60s and sunny (my half-hearted…
No one could have said it better… Fuck you, 2010.
“Listen up, you racist old cunt. I know you think I was put on this earth to...”
– Yeah, it took every ounce of my grace and composure not to say this out loud no less than six times at my aunt’s holiday party tonight. (via coketalk)
“Congress overturned “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” and I’m very excited. Civil rights...”
– Joan Rivers (Submitted by imrussian)
“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This...”
– PJ O’Rourke (via susiedrinksdallas)
